How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...