Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
keep flies out of the kitchen
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Eyes closed
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Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
They have webbed feet!
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