Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
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A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
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There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
We go bear hunting
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How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Marriage quotes 01
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