Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...