Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Interesting facts
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...