Orange penis
An old man goes to the doctor and says “Dr., I don’t know what’s...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...