Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!