Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Who is on First?
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Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...