The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...