Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...