Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...