Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...