Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...