Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...