Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...