Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...