A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...