Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...