Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...