Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...