Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...