The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...