Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
A Blonde Question.
Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said,...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA…
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...