Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
How many times.
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
The seven kinds of passionate women
The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist – “Yes! Yes! Yes!” 2.The Pessimist...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...