Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...