The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...