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Can\’t See
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Building a bridge
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Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Elephant jokes 12
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Chocolate is better than sex!
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3rd Graders
There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the...
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