Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.