Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Take in a boarder
An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...