Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
MD Qs and As
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? “Why does it work?”What...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...