Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...