He was light fingered!
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My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
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I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...