Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!