Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...