Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...