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Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
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Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Simplified income taxes
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Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...