Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...