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Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
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Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...