Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Penny Offer
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A:...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...