You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Pick a starting salary
|Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...