Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...