Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...