Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...