Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
THE BOYS OF SUMMER
|A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...