Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
A cowboy walked into a barber shop…
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said,...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...