A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
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Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...