They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....