Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...