What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...