Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...