Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
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Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
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Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...