Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...