Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...